Young Mo Who: Clenbutrol

The Story

Great Cyclists

Armstrong, Landis, Ulrich, Rasmussen & Contador were all great cyclists. Yet they all cheated like old thiefs. Joop Zoetemelk once said you win Tour de France in bed. Joop did not take a peloton of women with him. He slept alone with his hands above the sheets. He recovered by sleeping.
Alberto Contador took the medecine Clenbutrol to get more oxygen in his veins, and so was able to recover much faster than his competitors. Only they found minimum traces in his blood: 0,00000000000000000000001. As it is not natural El Pistolero claimed it was from a contaminated steak. Boooooe, bad Loser!

Gotcha!

The Tour de France will survive anything, for sure Corona. Now today is a rest day and nothing will give you a better recovery than with the help of some good old cycler’s doping. Only problem for the cyclers: it is not allowed! So cyclers used to try and cheat the ones who regularly check them.
Alberto Contador thought he was more clever and that they would not find the clenbutrol (forbidden) in his blood. But they did although it was minimal. Still enough to suspend him: 0,000000000000000000000000000000000000001
Gotcha!

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Sizing Info

Pasvorm Poeha Shirts

Poeha T-shirtmaten worden weergegeven in internationale maten als S, M, L of een XL. Alle afmetingen zijn in centimeters gemeten. De afmetingen kunnen afwijken van onderstaande tabel in uitzonderlijke gevallen. Neem dan contact met ons op en we lossen het op!

MAAT

BORSTOMVANG (1)

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S

48

48

70

M

52

52

73

L

56

56

76

XL

60

60

79

2XL

64

64

82

3XL

67

67

85